I must have a USA Today kind of mind... short attention span and all that rot.
Anyway I wanted to list some of out favorite quotes; I think this is sort of fun to get to know one another...
''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.''
-- John Wayne
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" Eleanor Roosevelt
Mine would have to be this:
ReplyDelete"Work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt, sing like no-one's listening and live like it's heaven on earth"
but I have no idea who its by!
"The grass is always greener over the septic tank".
ReplyDelete~ Erma Bombeck
"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."
ReplyDelete"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it."
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
"Never accept a drink from a urologist."
"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
~ Erma Bombeck
(can you tell I'm an Erma Bombeck fan?)
Erma was a fabulous, uplifting take charge kind of chick. I wanted to be a mom like her.
ReplyDeleteI like this texas saying:
"Dont judge folks by their relatives"
"I walked a mile with Pleasure, She chattered all the way; But left me none the wiser, For all she had to say. I walked a mile with Sorrow And ne'er a word said she; But, oh, the things I learned from her When Sorrow walked with me!"
ReplyDelete~Robert Browning Hamilton