Monday, July 6, 2009

Favorite quotes

I must have a USA Today kind of mind... short attention span and all that rot.

Anyway I wanted to list some of out favorite quotes; I think this is sort of fun to get to know one another...

''Life's's even tougher if you're stupid.''
-- John Wayne

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" Eleanor Roosevelt


  1. Mine would have to be this:
    "Work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt, sing like no-one's listening and live like it's heaven on earth"

    but I have no idea who its by!

  2. "The grass is always greener over the septic tank".

    ~ Erma Bombeck

  3. "All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."

    "If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it."

    "In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

    "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

    "Never accept a drink from a urologist."

    "There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."

    ~ Erma Bombeck

    (can you tell I'm an Erma Bombeck fan?)

  4. Erma was a fabulous, uplifting take charge kind of chick. I wanted to be a mom like her.

    I like this texas saying:
    "Dont judge folks by their relatives"

  5. "I walked a mile with Pleasure, She chattered all the way; But left me none the wiser, For all she had to say. I walked a mile with Sorrow And ne'er a word said she; But, oh, the things I learned from her When Sorrow walked with me!"
    ~Robert Browning Hamilton