Tuesday, September 1, 2009

It is Good to Be a Woman

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


  1. LOL--I did have a good laugh--thanks for sharing!

  2. I loved it..especially the pic of granny with a cigar. what confidence comes with age!

  3. CC, I do believe you have the best blog I have ever had the pleasure of reading! Thank you for the humor and insight. Great jewelry too!

  4. Thanks yall. I try. sometimes I feel like fun and sometimes I feel like making ppl think and sometimes i m just a big crybaby. the blog is better than therapy!