Thursday, August 13, 2009
Man shoves turtle Down his Pants
Yep. I saw it with my own lil eyes. It was on the news so it had to be true.
So how bad is the economy that a grown man has to steal a turtle from a pet store? It was a $600 rare Indian Tortoise, so I guess it was special. The camera guy zoomed in on the dude's er, package and sho enough, there was a big bulge...
Does one need a turtle that badly??? You just get to walking round the store and say, "hmm I need a critter. Nope, no tarantuala, reminds me of my ex wife. Nope, that lizard prolly wouldnt stay in my britches. Hey!! a turtle! "
It is not like a puppy or a kitten that can snuggle with you, poo on your carpet and bring a little joy. But a turtle just kind of sits there. Besides, don't those lil buggers carry salmonella? who would want THAT in your pants?