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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Man shoves turtle Down his Pants



Yep. I saw it with my own lil eyes. It was on the news so it had to be true.

So how bad is the economy that a grown man has to steal a turtle from a pet store? It was a $600 rare Indian Tortoise, so I guess it was special. The camera guy zoomed in on the dude's er, package and sho enough, there was a big bulge...

Does one need a turtle that badly??? You just get to walking round the store and say, "hmm I need a critter. Nope, no tarantuala, reminds me of my ex wife. Nope, that lizard prolly wouldnt stay in my britches. Hey!! a turtle! "

It is not like a puppy or a kitten that can snuggle with you, poo on your carpet and bring a little joy. But a turtle just kind of sits there. Besides, don't those lil buggers carry salmonella? who would want THAT in your pants?

9 comments:

  1. LOL, some people are just nuts!

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  2. OMG I spit all over my screen...lizard in his britches.

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  3. I would have liked to seen the video of that Linder hehe

    Betsy... er nuts? pun intended?

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  4. OH my, that is too funny! Seriously who needs a turtle that bad?? NO ONE, that's who. The turtle is cute though. :-) Of course I like all critters, even tarantulas!

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  5. ug.. no thanks, I dont even let my fiance into my pants. hehe

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  6. I saw that on the news! What a an idiot!

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  7. Dont ya know his Mama is so proud when he turned to the security camera and gave a peace sign..

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  8. This is suppose to be a lucky tortoise. I mean it brings you luck and not that it's lucky to have been....ew yucks!

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  9. People who never had a tortoise have no clue how responsive they can be. As opposed to dog or cat, tortoises don't carry fleas, shed everywhere, jump on you or bark. Don't mention the allergies from cats! Tortoises can be awsome pets for people who are patient enough with them and don't need an animated animal for a pet. The guy is wrong to steal that tortoise; I just hope he'll take good care of it for going through so much trouble getting it.

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