Man shoves turtle Down his Pants

Yep. I saw it with my own lil eyes. It was on the news so it had to be true.

So how bad is the economy that a grown man has to steal a turtle from a pet store? It was a $600 rare Indian Tortoise, so I guess it was special. The camera guy zoomed in on the dude's er, package and sho enough, there was a big bulge...

Does one need a turtle that badly??? You just get to walking round the store and say, "hmm I need a critter. Nope, no tarantuala, reminds me of my ex wife. Nope, that lizard prolly wouldnt stay in my britches. Hey!! a turtle! "

It is not like a puppy or a kitten that can snuggle with you, poo on your carpet and bring a little joy. But a turtle just kind of sits there. Besides, don't those lil buggers carry salmonella? who would want THAT in your pants?

HAHAHA Oh my word...

Some don't learn it seems I had a visit this morning from a lil german who actually tried to purchase something from me even after claiming libelously that I was a fraudulent seller with no tax id... HAHAHAHA I have to laugh at her behaviour cus she is proving her own case. Now I got the privelege of sending the transactions to PP and to their abuse dept.

The ID was from beadsnsupplies in woodway ... so be forewarned if you get a sale to cancel it ( unless you dont mind taking her money) But I won't ever do business with someone so unbalanced. She could say the products didnt arrive, do a chargeback or do any sort of malicious behavior. She is seriously wrong in thinking that anyone would allow her a foothold in their life.

To do this after all the reports she knows I have filed ( waves at Ullja) shows that she thinks she is above the law, when she might be digging a deeper hole.

I don't like battling the Dark Side and won't join ... . even if they have cookies.