Sunday, September 13, 2009

Fabulous Women and Their wisdom

"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
Zsa Zsa Gabor

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
Linda Ellerbee

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman."
Margaret Thatcher

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
Katharine Hepburn

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
Elaine Boosler

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
Marie Corelli

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
Gilda Radner

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
Hedy Lamarr

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
Marion Pearson

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor


  1. Very cool sense of humour!


  2. so hilarious with a dash of truth :)
    i love your blog!

    (pst...found you via an etsy forum topic - I'm HoneyThistle)

  3. thanks for leaving me a bread crumb trail... I like to know where the yakking pays off LOL!!!